Score: 10

"LOL"

submission: :: Fortune Cookie ::

date: September 17, 2009

Actually, fortune cookies are all-american.

Score: 10

"YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 21

date: August 25, 2009

I was hoping that it was gonna be another one! And, it was just as sick and twisted as ever! Awesome!

Score: 10

"I completely agree!"

submission: : Bastardized Musicals :

date: July 27, 2009

The actually made... I swear to God, a "Interview with a Vampire" musical. Elton John wrote it... and it lasted, like a week. WTF is WRONG with these people?!

Score: 10

"GENIUS!"

submission: : Zip Codes :

date: July 25, 2009

I work for "Starshmucks", and I have to agree completely. Asking for zipcodes, phone numbers, having to prattle off ten thousand questions and THEN serving them coffee is retarded. It makes people uncomfortable and frustrated with us, even though we're doing what we're being paid to do. I HATE it. I understand the logic behind it (it makes the company money and can give the customers some good discounts, if they're coffee-fiends) but GOD...DAMN that's aggrivating.

Score: 10

"LMAO"

submission: Junior

date: June 18, 2009

Depressing... yet it makes total sense. Figures that Junior would be a little Satan spawn.

Score: 10

"LMAO"

submission: FRED - Animated Series

date: June 13, 2009

Okay, I actually do like Fred, but I still think this is funny as shit. That voice of his can get seriously annoying.

Score: 8

"The sad thing is..."

submission: Fleisch 001

date: June 5, 2009

I'm fairly sure some Emo kid is watching this and having a "Ah Ha" moment as we speak. Oy.... But not bad. Weird and random... but not bad.

Score: 10

"Thank GOD!"

submission: facial

date: June 5, 2009

I can totally appreciate this sort of movie. To some women, taking a "money shot" is like admitting that you're less of a human being; or worse yet, a nasty little porn slut. But in reality, it's not really that big of a deal.
If you can't trust your husband/boyfriend/whatever enough to do something a little naughty with him (face shots, swallowing his load, perhaps acting out a fantasy), I can only assume you shouldn't be in that relationship. Sex is trust. Sex is love. And, lets face it, people... sex isn't pretty. The good kind never is, anyway.
Thank you for making a pornographic movie that actually has some substance (that's not a pun, I swear).

Score: 10

"LMAO"

submission: Gamer Tonight - Zombie

date: June 5, 2009

Who knew that they were sensitive about the whole "zombie" thing?

Score: 10

"Awww..."

submission: Easter Bunny Differences

date: April 7, 2009

What a sweet little game! Pretty easy, but not so much that grown-ups couldn't play it.